The card on my door and the flower petals.
It's called a door. Say it with me everybody, DOOR.
Inside the envelope was a card. I think they planned on somehow morphing into one being, but then the guy called in sick. Mad scientists ... so unreliable. At least they never have roomates. I would hate to share that power bill!
Silly me ... I opened the card. There were a whole hell of a lot more rose petals in it, but they sort of fell everywhere when I pulled it out of the envelope.
Oh, and thanks for the message, Ross. You were more elaborate when you signed your own Secret Santa present. (But I still love you ... or at least I think I do ... you never know with these drugs)
Oh, and thanks for the message, Ross. You were more elaborate when you signed your own Secret Santa present. (But I still love you ... or at least I think I do ... you never know with these drugs)
The flowers they got me. It would be a lot nicer if I actually had a vase to put them in. Currently, my options are looking like a sawed-off squash bottle or ... no, that's it. Even if I felt like downing a bottle of vodka the neck is still too narrow.
I said they looked like breasts. I am not a horny lesbian, I just study anatomy.
I thought it was a pig, but it's actually a grizzly bear. The text next to it, with the arrow pointing at it's rear end, says "a grizzly bear for my favourite Canadian". Because, you know, I am. Even if I cannot get my camera to get a decent picture of the drawing.
My favourite comment of them all. It reads:
Irish whiskey? Chin up, as long as there's some of that left, everything will be alright! Have a top day!
(He was my Secret Santa, and he remembered all the times I went on about how I do not like Scotch and prefer Irish whiskey. He bought me a bottle of Jameson's. I ♥ Alistair)
Irish whiskey? Chin up, as long as there's some of that left, everything will be alright! Have a top day!
(He was my Secret Santa, and he remembered all the times I went on about how I do not like Scotch and prefer Irish whiskey. He bought me a bottle of Jameson's. I ♥ Alistair)
